Literal Thinker

A person that takes what you say literally, unless otherwise explained. All jokes aside type of person

A person that has little gray area.

A person that has to be in a playing or joking mood to accept humor.

Benjamin is such a literal thinker when reading my innocent text messages

Literally anything

This can be turned into porn with the right mindset

I like porn with literally anything in it

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Literal Bot

Someone who is deadass just a bot

Bro nukeadam is a literal bot.

LITERALLY HORTLOR

what fagstyle transgender tard kids say. nonbinary fuckin mommy asshole licking fags.

responsible tax paying mother: fuck my back hurts im gonna take a percocet
spoiled transgender child who has never worked a day in their life: mOm dOnT tAkE oPoAdZ, iTs LITERALLY HORTLOR!!!!!!!!111

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para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

Literate n00b

One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.

Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*

{After being rejected}

Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!

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High-liter

The lighter you use, solely to ignite a Marijuana substance with.

"Yo man pass me the high-liter i'm about to hit this J!"

"Shit I lost my high-liter again, I must of smoked too much butt stank."

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