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A grotty slithering slurping bastard of human like species that smells like shit and grows mushrooms off their teeth
shut the fuck up you king masta lizard squire george washington mushroom harvesting bastard
When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.
When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.
I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.
Person that will drive in the passing lane the same speed or slower than the normal travel lane.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a lane lizard that refused to move over for faster traffic.
When one who is about to recieve jizz in their mouth sticks their tounge out with as much enthusiasm as a lizard using their tounge to feel and see.
"That girl that I slept with last night was such a jizz lizard. She couldn't wait to get my jizz in her mouth."
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Can refer to any type of lizard that is sunning itself on the hot pavement.
That girl is crazy as a road lizard!
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a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner
Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!
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