Random
Source Code

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 7, 2012


peak load

The largest volume of semen that a man has ever discharged in one orgasm.

Wow dude, I think I shot my peak load right in her face. Must have been close to 8 ounces. I have been saving up for a month. You should have seen it. I must have fired a dozen shots before it stopped. She loved it!

by revolver2010 August 5, 2010


blow a load

Verb. To ejaculate. Can also be used nonliterally to indicate excitement.

"Dude blew a load all over my fucking calculus homework!"

"Ohhhhhh shit, that is so tight I'm gonna blow a load."

by Danny Delinquent December 10, 2003

230๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


lock and load

(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)

One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.

by Smkngmgc November 23, 2004

622๐Ÿ‘ 130๐Ÿ‘Ž


Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle August 7, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grunt a load

(verb) To ejaculate; expel a load of semen.

From the sound a man makes during an intense orgasm.

Not only will I ride bareback; I'm planning to grunt a load into her ass.

Can also be shortened to "grunt," as in:
"I went out with that girl from work last night."
"Did you grunt?"

by Wicked Cousin March 13, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


blast a load

act of forcefully ejaculating usually happens after a long piece of ass

wayne tore that ass up for an hour then he had to blast a load in her mouth

by LesCrapp May 10, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž