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(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.
"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"
Essentially means 'keep listening to this audio stream'.
Refers to locking your analogue radio to a particular station for extended listening, though in the modern day, it's more likely you're listening to a webcast or internet radio instead.
We've got the freshest beats from the underground just waiting to explode out of your soundsystems, so keep it locked (down (tight)).
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A technological measure to prevent you, the consumer, from enjoying content that you paid for because it's from another country. Virtually all DVD players have this built in, as well as video game consoles. In the USA , it is illegal to modify a device in such a way as to defeat the region lock. This evil invention allows hated countries (that is countries with a race that is not preferred) to get movies and games last while Aryan countries get them first, and it makes the authentic legitimate original less valuable because of the restrictions put on it.
The fact that there is a region lock on my game console reinforces my stereotype that the U.S.A. is nowhere near a free country.
A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.
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To have witness or recorded an event that was unbelievable or Recorded somone who went beast mode in anything and had it all on tape or recorded in anyway.
Dude 1:Man i couldn't believe it, When i saw him get hit with da sleepa and not only did he fall asleep to the floor. his broke off tooth put a hole in his cheek
Dude 2: did you get it on tape?
Dude 1: Yea i had that Destruction on lock.
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A lock and snap just so happends to be the only defence when a men is a target to be ass raped in jail(or any other place where they are fucked analy). Even though its bad, the process of bening raped in the ass for 3 hours is much worse than for one second. So in order to stop an ass attack, You gingerly bend over making the predator think that he's clear for insertion, when infact, he's not. As the dick slips into your ass quickly tighten your ass cheeks to apply the lock position. When there is a firm grip, swiftly spin your body to snap the penis limp. It will hurt a little bit but not as much as it will hurt the broken wang. (very affective)
Yo, that piece of shit tried to jizz bag my ass but i pulled the lock and snap manuever to defend myself.
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Locked up is when you are imprisoned in jail, or in a place where you can not get out.
Yo, G-Unit! Yo, man; did ya hear? Big Jiggly got himself LOCKED UP the other day for doin a rash cram on da govoner's daughta.
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