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Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.
Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.
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One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time
"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.
ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"
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Bos·ton Lone·ly n. - An overly idealistic, formulaic, and by-the-books band that is futilely trying to get signed while having three overly zealous members, a horrendous lead singer, and an array of poorly constructed songs. They are currently on "tour" and are expected to disband within two years. All members are also hopelessly delusional. This is the kind of trash that ruins our Berklee School of Music.
"Boston Lonely" is an appropriate name, for members of said band will be lonely for a great amount of time.
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A person that has no life, friends, and especially girlfriend, who sits at home with nothing to do other than sit at home and beat off all the time.
"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."
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Jerking off when you are all alone in a car
CT drove nonstop from Mexico to get here. I hear that he gave himself the lonely trucker a few times to stay awake.
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"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.
My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.
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as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.
DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin
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