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Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.
Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*
To describe a boy who has a small penis.
Or to describe someone as a maggot. Meaning they stink and no one wants them
Shut up you little maggot boi
Your a maggot boi . Ain't you heard of a shower
Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.
Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.
CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
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Usually found in crusty, old, nasty, unused, worn out female genitalia.
Underwear must be worn very tight as not to allow any of the maggots to worm their way out to be seen by the general populace.
Dude 1 "Damn dude, did you see that fine as biatch she is hot as hell"
Dude 2 "Yeah, but I was told she has pussy maggots"
Both Dudes *BARF*
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Those lunch trucks with the big metal rear cab that show up at work sites to supply greasy meals to workers.
"Did you remeber to bring your lunch today? Nah,..I'll have to score something from the maggot wagon in the parking lot."
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Mizz (or Mz)Maggot is an example of a captain in Mary Magdalan's Crucifix Mafia.
Mizz Maggot sends junkie love!
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