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mah phat willay

Basically, it's the way Shrek says "my fat willy" (aka: his big thicc green ogre hard-on)

Describes the length and thicc girth of one's dong. (picture a hockey puck, but longer, and thicker)

Shrek: "Aye Fiona, come souk mah phat willay."
Fiona: "Nah nigga u gay, go fuck Donkey."
Shrek: "...but his booner smells like ass"

by get_it July 30, 2019


suck mah butt

When some one tells you to suck their butt

YOU CAN SUCK MAH BUTT!

by DOn't really use these definit December 3, 2015


Dis Mah Ish

Definitions are the construct of the human condition. Dis Mah Ish roughly translates to the latin abbreviation for dis mah shit.

Example: " Dis Mah Ish."

by Wendysnewfries October 26, 2017


shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020


Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

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Ack mah jiggy

The entity of evil in halo 3. Feared by most people who are unfortunate enough to come in contact with him. If your lucky enough to have him on your team stand back and watch the blood fest. If your fighting him your already dead. Every 2 out 10 times someone sends him a friend request they get the red rings of death. He is able to perform crazy, impossible, and inexplicable feats without hacking. believed by some to be: Chuck Noris, Bill Gates, the super devil, or Chuck Noris possessed by the super devil.

pimpquake94: wtf omg dude Ack mah jiggy just sniped me with a freaking energy sword!

Isaik:how the hell.... wtf!

pimpquake94: what happened how'd you die just now

Isaik: i was by the vent where you can see the ramp to the sword room. i had camo and my back was in the corner. all of a sudden i see Ack mah jiggy walking towards me from the exact opposite part of the map...

pimpquake94: then what?

Isaik: he faded as if he just grabbed camo then i died and it said he assassinated me

pimpquake94: woah dude...

by Isaik February 3, 2008

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Mah Bad

When one lets go a smelly shart he screams 'Mah Bad

Jim:MAH BAD
Bob:Fuck you now I gotta open the windows

by Dankmaster42069 April 25, 2016

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