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A self-centred e-mail, which talks in detail about your weekend, your relationships or how you are feeling etc, the contents of which are likely to be irrelevant to its recipients or are written purely as a form of self-therapy. Can be ambigiously friendly or malicious - within a close-knit group me-mails may be written to alleviate feelings of status envy in the sender or to attempt to invoke those feelings in its recipients.
Hi guys, had a FANTASTIC weekend. It's going SO well with me and John - I just can't get enough of him! Don't want to pour cold wataer on it but I think he's going to propose soon!! I know I'm so lucky to have met him, and he's so rich too. We went to the most amazing restaurant on Saturday and then he drove me all the way down the coast just for afternoon tea. How lucky am I?! Can't believe it's Monday already though - still, only a few more days till the weekend!! Can't wait!!!! Janet x
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"hauling the mail"... a phrase used to define a vehicle, human, or other object moving at an incredable rate. (faster then the object would typically move)
The first time i heard this i was in minnesota watching a riding lawn mower do a wheelie down a side road then take off down mainstreet. the rider recieved a ticket for speeding. The thought behind this phrase is simple.. mail men get you you're mail usually overnite... from places all over the country, not much is faster then that. hence "hauling the mail"
while watching a barstool race.
Man1: a barstool with a 5hp motor on it? This is crazy!
Man2: yeah these things are awesome.
Man1: did you see how fast they were going?
Man2: yeah man, they were "haulin the mail!"
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L-Mail, or Lmail is short for "letter mail", and is a method of sending a real physical letter via an Internet web page.
An L-Mail system typically enables individuals and companies to send mail internationally directly from their computers, requiring only Internet access and a browser. In a first step, the user defines the letter format and then composes the text. Subsequently, the data is transmitted via a network to a printing centre chosen by the user, preferably in the vicinity of the addressee, where the letter is printed, put in an envelope and fed into the postal system.
Because letters are posted locally to the recipient, a faster speed of delivery can be achieved than by traditional air mail. With local postage being paid, costs can also be less than an equivalent air mail letter.
"I'm gonna send an L-Mail" means I'm going to send a real letter via a web site.
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How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.
young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
Drunk Electronic-Mail(de-mail)...when one sends info which is more colourful and graphic than usual and more often regretable by e-mail whilst under the influence of alochol.
"susan you are my best mate in the world...we had such a good laugh tonight....but i wish you would brush your teeth as i am digusted by your garlic breath..you tramp.."
send..(next day)shit did i de-mail that!
Unsolicited and unwelcome e-mail received from and authored by or on behalf of a governmental body, entity or branch that is directly intended to promote a political goal, policy or agenda of such body, entity or branch.
"Did you receive any O-Mail from the White House yet?"
"Not so far; my e-mail address probably isn't on their list yet."
Someone who is little but likes to fight grown ass men
Oo did you see that dirty maile take his ass out