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When an artist releases an album after a long hiatus and it it turns out to be shit
I heard Melanie Martinez is finally releasing a new album after her hiatus! I hope she doesn’t pull a marina...
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Marina is a skinny girl with a big pretty butt, which she likes to show and get jizzed on.
"Marina, ich hätte gern ein Popobild zum aufstehen :)"
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Marina. Dark brown eyes that sparkle like gems up close, and shoulder-length brown hair with golden highlights that's usually tied up in a casual ponytail. She's simply one of the most beautiful and animal-loving people in this entire earth, no, universe. She's owned at least twenty pets in the past, thirty even, and she holds all of them close to her heart, similar to the way she cares about her friends. If you ever meet a Marina in your life, compliment her, love her, and be grateful to be friends with her. Any guy would be lucky to have this smart, sociable Asian girl - she's classy, a tiny bit shy, but humorous, the whole package. Marina would be the girl who can lighten any mood, give you chest pain from laughing, and she helps her friends on an assignment the night it's due before even doing her own. To all the Marinas out there, you are loved so so much!
New girl: Can I sit with you guys?
Girl from group: Hey, of course you can! You're new right?
New girl: Yeah! By the way, I'm Liana.
Girl from group: Hey Liana, I'm Marina!
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A full marina occurs when two circumcised gentlemen place their penises side-by-side, and a third uncircumcised fellow wraps is foreskin around the heads of the other bros dicks - effectively creating a double dock.
Ron: "Hey Charlie! Do you wanna dock?"
Charlie: "Ron! Can't you see Chuck and Chester have already made it a full marina?"
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Marina Del Rey means "Harbor of the King" in Spanish. Located off of San Pedro Bay, Marina del Rey is right in the middle of Los Angeles’ West Side and sandwiched in-between Santa Monica Pier and Los Angeles.
Tomorrow morning we're leaving for Marina Del Rey. I won't be back until the end of August. I'll miss you guys...
xo's
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Marina Victoria is a very unique person. She's funny, pretty, smart and beautiful...Marina Victoria is the coolest person you'll ever meet-consider yourself lucky if you meet her. She's kind and caring perhaps the greatest friend and best girlfriend you could ever have.
People with the name Marina Victoria are a one of a kind beauty and love the ocean, there favorite colors are typically blue or green.
If you know a Marina Victoria love her and don't ever let her go. She's forgiving but if you cross the line you'll have hell to pay. Typically she puts up with a lot of stuff and has the biggest heart.
Guy: Have you see Marina Victoria?
Guy2: yeah she's a friend of mine why?
Guy: can I have her number?
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When an out of shape individual competes against someone who is in much better shape than them in a professional wrestling match and stiffs them very hard in the face.
That fat girl did a marina tucker kick to that really hot girl during their match.
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