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A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
Chloe: I just lost a bet against Martini. I have to be her slave for a whole month!
Zac: Oh no! I feel so bad! What did she bet you for you to agree? At what game?
Chloe: Umm....she said she would pay for my cookies for two months straight if I won against her in rock, paper, scissors.
Zac: ....
Chloe: ....
martini is an awesome person and i love them bakaaa. they are SOMEWHAT cool ig? jk they are SOSOSO cool, they make me smile.
Martini’s are men (typicallly gay or bi) that have cocks larger than the average population. (11 inches or above).
I had a session with martini and he ripped me apart!
A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”
The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."