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A hand job hand job
Yo bitch, come give me a Russian Massage!
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A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
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The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.
"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"
"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"
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it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words
I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage
A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.
My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.
The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.
After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.
So this is how we got baby... a full body massage
What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?