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A friend you don't mind fucking in the butt once in a while. A really good friend
Who sarah? Nah you can hit it anytime, we're just fuck mates. Oi does she fancy a poundin'.
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A woman not needing the requisite 7 hours of contact prior to sleeping with a man for whom she has just met. This term originates within the PUA community.
Jake - See that blonde over there? I just banged her out in the bathroom.
Marshall - So what, she's a fool's mate. You need to raise your standards if you want to be an mPUA.
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When one intelligent life form greets another intelligent life form the first two words that are used are “Hello” and “Breed”.
Hello is used because it is a greeting that is a non-offensive acknowledgement of the other life form. Breed is used because it is an encouragement of the other life forms continuation and advancement.
In the Australian vernacular the word “G’day” is used in place of the word Hello. The “G” in “G’day”, does away with the superior, righteous, judgemental and virtuous associations with the word “Good”. The use of the abbreviated “G” in “G’day” gives the listener permission and logical reason to interpret the “G” as referring to the more informal meanings of the word “Good”, such as happy, great, OK, courteous, and kind-hearted.
“Day” is intelligent because it recognises a common element of the Universe which is that life forms are surrounded by planets that have periods of night and day. “Day” does not exclusively describe a specified length of time; rather it is a word that describes that which is frequent, persistent, constant, regular, habitual and universally overt to intelligent life forms everywhere in our Universe.
Australians use “Mate” in place of the word Breed. Mate is a very intelligent and clever word because Mate encompasses all that is in the word Breed, and at the same time easily communicates the comforting affirmation that you are my friend.
G’day Mate is the most intelligent greeting that has ever been uttered by humanity.
G'day Mate
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The perfect partner for a foot fetishist. Either a partner who shares their love of feet, or enjoys being the object of their fetish.
When Kate told me she loved having her feet worshipped, I knew I'd found my sole mate.
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Someone who knows you very well, and it scares the crap out of you. however, you love them, you are there for 'em, they can cry on your shoulder, you can laugh so hard you're rolling on the floor with them, you can't be mad at them even if they really mess things up for you or for themselves. they know your secrets, they understand the way your weird brain works (and who knows why, they LOVE it. creepy, i know), they surprise you and at the same time its just so easy to be yourself with them, no shame, no awkwardness, no waiting, worries, just total understanding.
if your boyfriend is your soul mate, your a damn lucky girl.
some believe it, some say its shit.
beware. when your in, no way out.
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A person with whom one shares a rental property.
AKA a room mate or roomie.
Someone to split the rent with. (If they have the money)
Tom: Whoa, Somebody broke in and trashed your apartment while you were gone!
You: I wish. No, it was just my Flat mate, he's a pig.
You: Hey will you wash the dishes?
Flat mate: Ignores you and goes to his room.
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a term used to describe a live-in sexual partner w/out publicly admitting a committed relation. Commonly used at bars when attempting to gain a new sexual partner when questioned about a current one. Used by both men and women, most commonly heard in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Oh.. She's just my room-mate.
OMG, he tells everyone we're room-mates, can you believe that?
Hey, wanna come over to my place? My room-mate is out of town.
Me and my room-mate need to get a bigger bed, she keeps getting fatter!
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