straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

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matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.

- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.

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laundry-mat

A place where poor people go to clean their clothes, then they reuse them.

From Will & Grace: Season 5, Episode 21, Dolls and Dolls

KAREN: What is this place? It's pretty.

KAREN KNOCKS ON THE GLASS WINDOW OF A DRYER.

KAREN: Where are the fish?

JACK: No, Karen. It is a "laundry-mat." People come here to clean their clothes. Then, they reuse them.

KAREN: Why, poor people are just plain clever. I wonder why they can't figure out a way to make more money.

JACK SHRUGS.

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Mat gay

The mat who is gay
Otherwise know as gat may

Mat gay

Fuck-mat

When a girl carrying around a yoga mat isn’t actually coming from a yoga class, but she in fact is carrying around the mat she would like to fuck you on.

Cindy is horny and walking around the city with her fuck-mat, but people think she just came from yoga class.

Pat a Mat

Popular Czech cartoon of two guys(Pat and Mat) that try to overcome problems with slavic engineering.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Pat a Mat the movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was really good!

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.