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a girl who sleeps with sooo many guys tht she in theory steals there mattresses
omg angela totally is joey's mattress stealer
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Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough
Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress
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a bi-sexual biatch. Loves a stiff cock, but occasionally enjoys dining on the odd bearded clam.
"don't hook up with that toothless cock gobbler, I heard she's a mattress flipper"
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Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.
Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out
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A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
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a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses
Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.
dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube
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A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.
Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.
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