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A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.
The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...
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A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.
Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.
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A strong emotional attraction to another person that exceeds "like" and exceeds "love". Essentially, this word is meant for defining the undefinable.
Mellissa: "I think I mega-like Marco"
Jill: "Is that the Colombian?"
Mellissa: "Oh yeah."
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Cheap plastic blocks that snap together. A cheap and inferior ripoff of Lego. Most mega blok structures are less stable than a jenga tower that's been in play for a very long time.
Simpleton: "Check out this awesome building I made. It's made of mega bloks."
Reasonable person: "Is it supposed to be in multiple pieces?"
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A GIGANTIC (Yah, i mean massive, like longer than the f**king toilet bowl) piece of shit. Usually refers to a log, but can also refer to diarhea when its all clumped together into a big pile. Yes i did say that to put a disgusting image in your head.
Johnny: Oh man, i had to hold this in all day.
Franky: I wouldn't go in there. Jimmy just had a mega-shit in one of the urinals...well, TWO of the urinals.
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The Bi-annual baseball contest that was started in 2013, between the Plymouth Pilgrims and the Concord Minutemen
Plymouth: We're gonna take the Mega Bowl this year!
Concord: We'll be the judge of that!
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