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A world renowned and highly respected gangster. Known for his crazy off the chain beats such as the jungle and halloween beats. "His beats are bangers!!!"-Quick J Reviews. He will break your face if you mess with him and him and afablo will hurt you bad.
Sometimes used as and adjective or noun.
Adj: "Wow, he was pissed, did you see him just merk diesel that kid!!"
Noun: "Damn, merkle jsut broke of buchi awaji!!! GET EM BUCK!!!!"
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term often used in the hardcore or metal scene, meaning getting a black eye at a show or concert.
I got merked at the show yesterday and I have a black eye now.
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1. Pooping in someone's mouth
2. Sauce used when tossing someone's salad
I just dumped merk sauce all over that dudes cake hole.
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A merk diesel is a power plant for boats. see:Cummins-MerCruiser's Sterndrive and Inboard Diesel Series
Yo!Yo! Joey you runnin' biofuel in that merk diesel? It smells like Skippers fish and chip, dude!
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merk, he likes to sing god bless america at the most inappropriate times, is an amazing water polo player, and likes to play the drooms. A little slow in the mind, merk will never turn down a good turkey sandwich. He'll be the one humming while slapping himself in the cafeteria.
Come on merk, show us how ya jam, BOOM BOOM TSH TSH!
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a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.
Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
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To merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.
Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!
Will: Do it, this will be so funny!
Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)
Will: Caviar Merk!
Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!
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