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A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh
Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.
Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.
A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.
Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.
Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.
I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.
Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?