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meth and a half

dimorian johnson

dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half

by trysaratops October 12, 2022


meth hippie

Someone who does all manner of recreational drugs, especially meth, but abandons OTC painkillers such as Advil or Tylenol in favor of herbal methods probably sold by Wiccans serving hippies who will believe anything if it seems counterculture.

A: This girl does crack, weed, meth, but she won't take normal painkillers. She goes for the fake organic earthy remedies instead, because she's a meth hippie.
B: Do you think she smokes organic bath salts too?

by Bazy Crastard July 18, 2014


meth muppet

A meth muppet is a female that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, or come to terms with the fact that she looks like a muppet when she smiles.....

'' OMG did you see that skank on aisle 3?'' bitch walking around wal-mart with her fake ass coach bag at 2a.m, smiling, she looks like a str8 meth muppet.....

by lillithangel April 6, 2014


Meth head

This term is used to describe the lowest form of drug addict scum there is. You know your in ones presence when you can count the teeth they have on one hand and they chop their parents basement furniture up with an axe in the yard. Beware they will steal from their own parents, fuck over drug dealers and be held hostage with assault rifles.

Frank: hey Mark did you see that meth head joe lately? He is a slap program reject!

Mark: yea that kids a real bum! I think he only has like a half of tooth!

by Definition an g May 14, 2013

49πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Meth Mouth

"meth mouth," leaves users' teeth black-stained, rotted and often unsalvageable.

Grimey boy did so much crystal meth his teeth looked like rotten chicklits!

by JTD July 26, 2005

335πŸ‘ 161πŸ‘Ž


meth fiends

A crystal methamphetamine addict. Usually their behavior is driven by paranoia and impaired perceptions of reality. They can be delusional and very dangerous.

I saw that meth fiend after Fireball. He was so sketchy, he thought his best friend was an undercover cop.

by CircuitDaddy February 5, 2004

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


meth squad

Meth squad is the greatest squad on earth. All official members of the meth squad are based and have a very large penis. They also have access to the world's biggest asian crystal methamphetamine market.

Meth squad rules the world.

by arab god December 9, 2020

33πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž