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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 13, 2023


meyers rum

An expensive imported Jamaican rum that will get you feeling nice quickly with a clean buzz and little to no hangover

I only drink Meyers Rum.

by Marthasvineyard August 16, 2015


Noah Meyer

A person who cant shot from three.

"Yo, why you keep missing, you are becoming a Noah Meyer"

by marqusmarion September 22, 2020


Meyer syndrome

The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better

I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome

by Crackly March 23, 2021


nate meyer

a man that gets mad pussy and has a glow up and is fat when he is younger but I mean he gets maddddd pusssy

That Nate Meyer makes me jealous because he gets laid to often

by uburnfia November 26, 2017


Oscar Meyer

(verb) a sexual act similar to tit-fucking, only using the cheeks of the fuckee's ass instead. a wiener on a bun, in other words

ass butt tit fuck sex anal sex Oscar Meyer

by Beef50677 April 4, 2014


Finnley Meyer

Finnley Meyer is the sweetest boy I have met! He’s caring an loving I couldn’t ask for a better boyfriend<3

Finnley Meyer is my man’s stay away!!

by Finnleys girl<3 August 3, 2022