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A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.
Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!
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LIttle boy: Oh boy, Michael Jackson.
MJ: Come here little boy, hee hee
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When you go from being light skinned to dark skinned over time, essentially the reverse of Michael Jackson who went from dark to light skinned.
Guy 1: yo, look at these old pics of Ariana Grande
Guy 2: damn, she really pulled off a reverse Michael Jackson
-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
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a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.
...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.
Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
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Going from a small white girl to a successful black man
Hey you hear about Timmy?
Yea to bad he pulled a The Reverse Michael Jackson and got shot
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A nonce
That guys a Michael jackson
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