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A town located in Oakland County. It is small, but mighty. It is also home to the prestigious Milford High School, home of the Mavericks. It is also inconveniently and stupidly located in the neighboring town Highland. It has students ranging from badass theater people to motherfucking Jocks. On the other side of town includes Central Park, where kids play on swings by day and innocent and stupid girls get raped and shot there by night. After school and on weekends, kids enjoy aimlessly walking downtown with no money and do absolutely nothing of value. That side of town is home to Muir Middle School, where 6th graders get more short and annoying by year, where 7th grade girls become sluts before your eyes, and where 8th graders become full of themselves and cause drama, then get laughed at the year after. It also contains Milford Cinema, where the voicemail is ridiculously and unecessarily long. During the summer, thousands of people gather for the annual Milford Memories festival, where adults can listen to crappy music and get drunk in the beer tent, and teenagers come to hang with people they barely talk to and get innapropriate Henna tattoos that they attempt to hide from their parents, until they blow their cover, get grounded, sneak out in the middle of the night, and go fornicate in the woods of Central Park.
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Hey, Jimmy can't get it up for the next seen. Send over the Michigan Man.
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A piece of trash like a newspaper or a plastic shopping bag that's blowing along the ground like a tumbleweed.
Bum 1: Hey man, I'm cold, where did my newspaper go?
Bum 2: It's a Michigan Tumbleweed now.
Bum 1: Shit.
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A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.
Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.
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1. A city in northwest Indiana, about two hours away from Chicago and not too far from South Bend. Its one and only claim to fame is Mt. Baldy.
2. The place unicorns, bunny rabbits, and dreams of all sorts go when they're ready to die.
3. Corn.
I repeated senior year eleven times. Yes, actually, I am from Michigan City. Why do you ask?
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When people who are native to Michigan discuss events and occurrences that are only pertinent to those within the state borderlines. This will often lead to a feeling of isolation and misunderstanding to people who are not from Michigan.
Last night Jake was engaging in Michigan Talk with some other people from Michigan and that made me feel unwanted and isolated from the conversation.
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A small village in Eaton county, Its known for its well.... nothing, theres nothing there besides old dicks getting wasted at the bar and smoking a lot of weed, the teenagers are pretty much the same way. They run around doing the most stupid things because well what else is there to do? Heroin has made such a large apperance in bellevue that all the drop out worthless kids just sit at the park smoking weed and then going home and shooting up and acting like a fucking nigger, like seriously all these teenagers think that they are the hardcore motherfuckers but really they are just hopeless wanna bes stuck in a god forsaken town. Our football team always loses but hey atleast we got... NOTHING. But if you wanna party and get wasted then we are the town for you.
Living in the middle of nowhere pretty much sums it up
Bellevue, Michigan
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