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When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.
2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future
Johnny: damn bro for real?!
Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad
Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave
Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets
when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog
Dude I totally small microwaved last night