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Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
A man who gets with a woman with children,like a microwave family, but she has kids with kids which makes her a grandma, so makes the man a grandpa like a quick meal in the microwave
He married into grandpahood. Just like a microwavable dinner hes a microwave grandpa
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.
2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future
Johnny: damn bro for real?!
Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad
Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
when someone puts their dick inside of a toaster and rapes a dog
Dude I totally small microwaved last night