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Everytime Carl smiled you clearly could see he was missing a spoke
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(Addict to dealer)
"Could you help me be like Miss White tonight?"
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Miss Universe is an beauty contest run by the Miss Universe organisation. Founded in 1960 it is now a New York based partnership between NBC and Donald Trump.
There are 3 major prestigious pageants which are Miss Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss Universe. Donald Trump owns part of these three biggest beauty pageants in the world.
To be accepted into any of these pageants you have to be savy, goal-oriented, beautiful and have a magnetic personality. If you make the cut you will then go onto the pageant.
Miss Universe has become a fixture of pop culture. It is also possible to advance your career through Miss Universe and you may also get special perks and prizes along with the recognition. Miss Universe is an American tradition.
Guy: Did you get accepted into the Miss USA. Miss Universe pageant?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: I knew you would. I'm so proud of you. Good luck.
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a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.
Jen had a very visible miss-stache, it was thick and quite unattracticve.
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The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.
I'm in love with miss michigan.
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A teacher that works in Bridge Academy.
She has no teaching degree and is a refugee that sneaked into this country and lied on her job application. She also looks like the Pokemon Bulbasaur.
Miss Bakari is Balbasaur and she is “On Crack”
After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.
Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."
Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."