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The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.
I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.
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The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.
Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!
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A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
http://poetry.rotten.com/failed-mission/failed-mission.jpg
that guy is a failed mission.
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1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.
2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.
3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).
Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!
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Usually a guy (playa or gashman) but could be a cougar on their own in a bar or club on a predatorial hunt for action.
The playa will often make up some fictious excuse as to why he or she is alone but in truth they prefer to hunt alone and often do so (in preference to using a wingman).
Refering to the military origin - solo players consider themselves as experienced assasins or ninja's in the art of the singles bar or clubland.
You here alone?
My mates bailed on me and left me on a Solo Mission ...
S/he pulled and three was a crowd so I left them to go solo ...
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Completing the action of sexual intercourse with a specific girl for the first time
Hey man did you complete the mission last night?
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To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.
Last night me and a couple buddies went on a Shade Mission.
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