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Also known as Arkansas stroll, the act of shooting game birds on the ground. Considered un-sportsman like by hunters, unless you are a backwards sister fucker from the show me state.
I taught that dove the Missouri shuffle and we hauled ass back to the cabin so I could rape my sister/wife.
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The act of performing cunnilingus with braces and simultaneously removing pubic hairs, one-by-one, by getting them stuck in the wires of said braces.
Dude, I gave my girlfriend's sister a Missouri lawnmower after I got my braces tightened at the orthodontist.
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When a man has sex with a woman doggy style, than puts his index and middle finger quickly in her ass, then pulls them out and sticks those two fingers in each one of her nostrils.
Dude she got so nasty, I gave her a Dirty Missouri!
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When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control
"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
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A town that is not so "purdy" at all.
With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).
Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.
Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.
Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.
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A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.
Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.
Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?
Odessa Missouri, sure.
Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.
Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.
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having cross eyes or a lazy eye, and it looks like one eye is looking at you and the other is looking at Missouri.
Phil couldn't tell who Leanne was talking to... him or the floor due to her Missouri eye.
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