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When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted
Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g
A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.
He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.
Modern Loneliness, never alone but always depressed, love your friends to death but I never call and I never text
I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness
When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.
Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!
actual hell in it's purest earthly form
Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.
A new genre of music that combines modern music (i.e. pop, hip hop) with classical instruments.
“Wow that artist Lindsay Stirling is totally Modern Classical”
“You know that guy who won Britain’s Got Talent? Tokio Myers? He’s so Modern Classical I love his work”
“I’m really getting into this Modern Classic genre honestly. It’s intellectual yet... hype.”
Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam
Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!
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