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modern habesha

Best online store ModernHabesha.com

I love your modern Habesha kemis

by Modern Habesha November 24, 2021


modern roach

When your vape cartridge is about to be mutted

Yooo bro throw out the modern roach pass full g

by Shnayvendayven and itsaboyboy August 5, 2019


Modern Zombie

A person who wears excessive makeup much too often, that if they were to remove it, their face looks unrecognizable, cadaverous, sickly, or washed-out. See Zombified for more detailed description.

He took a beauty home from the bar, and woke up next to an unrecognizable stranger.
A Grenade
A Modern Zombie.

by StayClassy January 4, 2014


Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.

Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!

by Jim Royal August 28, 2013


Modern Slinky

someone that cant pronounce there R's.

rye no ruff about rediting modern slinky

by qUADLARRY May 9, 2011


modern literature

actual hell in it's purest earthly form

Modern Literature makes me wanna kms.

by CristinaYang December 18, 2016


Modern Family

Referring to something that a family member has done that reminds you of the show Modern Family, particularly something embarrassing or ridiculous. Shortened: MoFam

Geez Dad! You’re so Modern Family!

by Very Unique November 30, 2010

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