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A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.
Suzy was shocked, when she noticed Joey's moist hangnail, after they had sex.
wet and/or moist underpanties with hairs of varying sorts and lengths, including (but not limited to) curly and/or flattened varieties, which are interwoven into the fibers of the unders/underwear/boxer briefs (insert your preference here).
don't get caught dead with a moist maverick.
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A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
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Moist Garbage is a term similar to "Hot Garbage." It is supposed to sound worse than Hot Garbage or grosser. This word was created by Ryukahr in a Super Mario Maker video titled "WE HAD TO INVENT A NEW TERM FOR THIS ONE...Super Mario Maker"
That level is Moist Garbage its so bad!
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The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
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The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.
that moist muffin war was crazy
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