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The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
Molestation Meal: See above.
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*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.
it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.
good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"
bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"
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Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.
Did you get molested?
No.
I got molested.
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2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.
"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."
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Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.
Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."
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when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears
Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.
Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it
Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!
Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation
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