nacho monger

the jerk who goes straight for the chips piled high with delicious toppings (cheese, sour cream, etc.) leaving all the lame naked chips for you

fellow diner: *goes for the chip* "MMmmmM so cheeesyy"

you: "DUDE stop being such a nacho monger!"

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Douche Monger

An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.

That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.

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Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

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sex monger

A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.

Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.

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schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

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shit mongerer

Someone who intentionally tries to stir shit up. Similar to a hate-mongerer, but instead of spreading hate, a shit mongerer spreads shit around.

I can't believe Emily told Jay about what I said. What a shit mongerer!

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bitch monger

A person who sells bitches to guys.

She is a bitch monger.

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