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monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...
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A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".
Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
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The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.
E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.
Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!
Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy
Monty is fat and severely needs help
-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.
-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.
We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.
The picture perfect couple. Well maybe not couple yet but well Idk but you know. Monti I swear there is no emily nor will there ever be one!!!! :3
Jim- There is something wrong with those two
Joe- Yeah they remind me of micah & monti
5 out of 10 fantasy commission
Adam Monti used points instead of head to head.