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monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

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Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 8, 2011

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monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017


fluffy monty

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.

They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.

by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021


Monti

Monti’s are usually a shy person but they have a sexy body and they attract alot of men, once you get to know them they open up and they are caring and lovely!

(1) person; Oh my god look a model!
(2) person; that’s definitely a monti.

by Savqiny August 13, 2023


Montis

A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice

"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"

by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022


Montie

Basically a kid with no dad has 2 siblings thinks he's just the shit is very abusive and has a Mohawk haircut,likes to wear tight pants

You look like a montie

by Sfjfadkdkdjfjfkdjdjdjejsjs December 8, 2018