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The act of arising from a deep slumber, to be awoken by rock hard nipples. Females waking up to hard nipples instead of a hard penis. Equivelent to morning wood.
Why arent my morning nipples going down?!
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Foul smelling early morning shit.
Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!
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Morning wood of abnormal size and rigidity, impossible to "tuck" away and often quite painful
Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.
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when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it
Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."
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Another name for excrament. Named so because of the time of day it is performed and the shape it makes in the bowl.
I like to start the day with a coffee, followed closely by my morning coil.
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An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.
I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.
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The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.
Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."
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