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A term for a penis usually used in conjunction with the term George Orwells and stated in a dignified manner.
Sorry about being late for cocktail hour but Mumsy and I got into a bit of a tiff trying to decide where to put my William Morris.
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A Fat fucking pig who puts kids though hell for no damn reason.
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To rock out with an 1980's style electric guitar solo similar to that of any of the major hair bands of that period.
Weezer typically likes to Zack Morris it up on stage after their concerts with an extended electric guitar solo.
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A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.
Also, a subcategory of "goof"
yeah, he's a real John Morris.
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During a good tityfuck with your ass facing her mouth, as you blow your load on her chest you rip a wet, juicy fart in her open mouth.
I was wit this ho last night banging her tits when I blew a morris chestnut
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he likes touching kids
Ryan is man with rape for kid 4 and under
Random Man: Hey hows it going
Ryan Morris: Hey can I sex your kid?
Random Man: Wtf dude no shes 4
Ryan Morris: Oh well guess im just gonna have to rape them
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To injure or impair oneself, on account of being old.
"ah man, I did a Troy Morris today and put my back out at the gym!"
"- Dude, did you see that old guy fall over and couldn't get back up again?
- Yeh, what a Troy Morris!"
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