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A 2.5-mile oval track/2.601-mile road course located in SPEEDWAY, INDIANA. Opened in 1909.
Indianapolis Motor Speedway
The Commack Motor Inn is a place where, anyone 18 or older can go and rent a room. You can rent a room by the hour, or for the night. The Commack Motor Inn is famously known for being a "dirty" place where young people go to have sex.
My boyfriend and I fucked at the Commack Motor Inn last night.
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AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.
LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."
a redneck word variation meaning 'mosquito.' coined by one: steve phillips, of nc.
dag gone, these lard-lickin' skee motors done made me kick over my beer!
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Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.
They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".
There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!
Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).
The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.
Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!
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A ghetto ass car dealership in Richmond California.
"I just hit west coast motors and coped me a scraper. Let's hit the sideshow and go dumb."
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When making love to a girl and one of her legs start shaking so much,that u can put her in the back of a paddle boat and have no need to paddle,just use the motor boat or sex leg.
Oye Vivi I didn't know that your leg shook like a motor boat.
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