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Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.
Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*
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This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!
Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!
Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.
Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!
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pertaining to a short unattractive person with a horrible temper
Sarah Brady was inclined to throw Annies african purse across the room due to her napoleon complex. This is why she threw a mirror at Julies forehead.
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'ur mom goes to college...'
'tina u fat lard come get ur dinner!'
'i'll bake her a cake or sumfing'
'fricken idiot, gawd!'
'a 12-gage, whaddaya think!?'
'i shot like 50 of them, what would you do in that situation!?'
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A term used to describe a person with below average height, but has another strength to make up for their flaw(s). This term comes from the fact that Napoleon was a short man, but a famous military and political leader.
"Wow, that midget is a genius!"
"Yeah, he really has a whole Napoleon complex."
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The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.
Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.
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The most attractive looking nerd with a neat looking afro...yet, not the most attractive (low-budget) movie ever.
It had some funny parts, but there was no progression in the storyline, and there was rarely any background music.
Oh yeah, he is also a Mormon.
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