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The one time of year everyone gets the chance to stay up late, get drunk and make dad jokes with an excuse. The next day everyone will be making bad pins and waking up at 11 am and wondering what the hell happened that night and why they woke up in bed with their ex.
"Hey what happened last night?"
"Last night? Don't you mean last year? It was also New Years Eve so what do you expect?"
A night created for people to go out and get plastered. By celebrating the year change on December 31st to Januarary 1st
What are your plans for New Years Eve this year?
It has happened!
Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!
Is the commitment to do what you always wanted to do in life and take it to the XTREME.
the crasiest and wild things you could ever imagine right before the new year starts.
ted: dude whats your new years megalution?
frank: jumping off a plane with a parachute and landing on wild hog territory.
ted: :( time to change mine...
An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.
This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"
Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
When you make a horrible decision because of booze
Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.
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The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.
Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.
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