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When guys scissor and their balls smash together
Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls
Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.
dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!
A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.
When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle
Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch
When an uncircumcised person fucks a girl in
the ass, then proceeds to take their dick out.
After doing this, they move the foreskin
foreward, and if there's poop inside, it
should resemble a fig newton.
James: yo bro I fucked this girl and when I
pulled out, there was poop in my foreskin.
John: damn bro she fig newtoned you!
Selling full boat and RAP on a ticket.
I heard Kyle, you know that guy that wears his hair like Justin Bieber, sells really good but can't fuck with a Cam Newton
carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.