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Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"
These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.
Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."
Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."
Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."
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Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.
He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.
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Cajun slang, notably in Acadiana, for the white, rubber boots often worn by operators of shrimp boats. Shrimping is a main occupation in the small town of Delcambre, Louisiana.
You won't be able to run that fast with those Delcambre Nikes chaffing your calves.
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The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.
There were 16 Nike Defense installations in the Detroit area.
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Nike's representative in Chiapas, his job is to shoot all the locals and steal their land. That's why he doesn't like people who stand up for the oppressed. But he pretends to be an anarchist and joins anarchist lists so he can troll and flame people.
Like David Grenier, he enjoys torturing petty delinquents, schoolkids and homeless people so much that he comes out in a blue hissy fit every time someone suggests such people need liberating.
Nike Chiapas is a cunt.
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Nike Wife. This is a woman who is educated and married, but does not work, who lives off of their rich husbands. Typically blonde or good looking, very fit and always with a pony tail, wearing her gym clothes everywhere, especially with yoga pants. Everything is name brand - mostly Nike. They drive expensive cars, usually Land Rovers and always have expensive watches and purses. Their common goal is to workout, go shopping or lunch with girlfriends while the husband is at work slaving away. They consider what he buys, as hers... yet she has no income to invest in anything. She is all about "my husband is rich and I don't have to work, but I'll workout just to keep him!" These women usually brag on Facebook about their workouts and what they own. They also have good looking personal trainers for even more validation.
They also may be called a Nike Mom if they have kids. But their kids are well out of daycare at this point. (meaning the bitch should get a job).
I spy a Nike Wife at Nordstrom shopping in her gym clothes.
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When you go shopping spree and all you buy is Nike Apparel.
i went shopping at Dicks and had a Nike Spree attack! and all i bought was Nike Clothing.
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