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Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020


bunk blaster

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.

I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night

by T- Slug February 14, 2010


dunk the bunk

taking a dump while masturbating. pooping and masturbating simoltanieously

Chad had to dunk the bunk at school last week.

by steve-jon April 8, 2006

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bunk dose

Bad or weak hit of acid.

"Man, that asshole sold me a bunk dose."

by Funthrax February 1, 2007

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Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

by Moonnite July 9, 2009

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chunk the bunk

the act of puking on yours or someone else's bed

Dude, did you see Andrew chunk the bunk last night?

Yeah, talk about screwing the pooch.

by AnneKRyan August 1, 2009

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Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020