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Big Nothing

"Big Nothing" Is a lot of work effectively for nothing.
A good example would be of someone who is depressed

and their view on life.

Or being given a task or job which the effort needed is far greater than the rewards are worth.

Depressive would say: "Life, is all a big nothing".

A classic example would be;

"If you eat 100 nails, live for 1000 years and do it by doing the most depressing mediocre way possible I will let you have this jar of air"

by Iamtheunbreakableshardofglass December 27, 2010

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


nothing to sneeze at

Not an inconsequential matter, not a trifling thing.

Having an allergy is nothing to sneeze at - oh wait, yes it is.

by Punnerguy June 10, 2009

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Doing Nothing

The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"β€œβ€¦What I like doing best is Nothing.” β€œHow do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. β€œWell, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, β€˜What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” β€œIt means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” β€œOh!” said Pooh." β€” A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.

Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."

by angry piece of shit September 30, 2009

58πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


nothing but the truth!

Description of someone or something that is cooler than cool; someone or something that is simply badass!; awesome

This band is tight! That drummer is "nothing but the truth!"

by talk2me-JCH2 August 30, 2022

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Double or nothing

A gamble to decide whether a loss or debt from a previous bet should be doubled or canceled.

Person A wins $5 off of Person B. Person B says "Double or nothing". Person B wins the second bet and the preexisting loss is canceled and no one receives money. If Person A wins the second then he receives double the amount of the first bet.

by qwertyuiop7777 May 15, 2015

173πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


It's nothing personal

A phrase added before someone says something really shitty, in hopes of easing the severity of the comment.

It's nothing personal, but you repulse me.

It's nothing personal, but I don't know why I ever had sex with you.

by spillcanvasgirl21 June 28, 2009

58πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


twenty-nothing

Twenty-Nothing- noun: Underpaid, overeducated young professionals willing to endure whatever it takes - including but not limited to, daily beratement, humiliation and throwing of objects from their superiors, and mockery from their much more well-paid college friends who got 'real jobs' after graduation - in order to achieve their entertainment industry dreams.

"That twenty-nothing has a law degree and an MBA from Yale, yet works 12-hour days at WME for minimum wage because she thinks she'll be a Hollywood exec one day."

by twentynothingCA October 17, 2012