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It's when your partner falls asleep while you are playing with his asshole.
Jonathan's trick fell asleep while he was getting fingered. It was such a sleepy pinkerdoodle moment.
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some people use it as an insult to that political guy but the phrase is actually is referring to the fact that joe mama is sleepy from me doing her all night
you wouldn't believe how sleepy Joe mama is after her and I stayed up all night fucking
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another name for eye boogers, sleepies, crusties.. you know
i woke up this morning i had about 10 pounds of sleepy bugs in my eyes. so i ate them.
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When you spoon up against someone on an airplane who is sleeping and ejaculate on their back before they realize whats happening.
Nasty, someone tried to pull a sleepy gonzales on the airplane today but I realized and socked him in the mouth.
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A man whose struggles to walk up stairs because he has a big black cock in his ass.
Sleepy joe: fails to walk up stairs
Kamala: literally sucks his millimeter defeater
Sleepy joe: falls asleep
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When a male/female gives a blow job to somone while that person is asleep.
Lets just say Bob goes to Garry's house for a sleep over... they stay up real late and Bob ends up just going to bed cause he is to tired. Well Garry decides to have himself a good old time and gives Bob a sleepy swallow. Not cool Garry....
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Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.
What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).
Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.
The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.
"Lets go get some sleepy pancakes"
"Wanna come over to my place for some Sleepy Pancakes?"
"Lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes"
"Have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes")"
"Next time I'm in town I'll take you out for some Sleepy Pancakes"
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