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Sowa System

The system which the mighty Sowa teaches cats to hate gingers, except for attractive ones.

Person 1: Hey Billy's cat is using the Sowa System too!
Person 2: Wtf is the Sowa System?
Person 1: It's where cats learn how to hate gingers except for attractive and nice ones!
Person 2: How fresh!

by swinefresh May 2, 2009


jewdicial system

Da legal-wrangling branch of government dat addresses disputes among people of Hebrew lineage.

Shylock wasn't too happy with the failed results of his usurious lawsuit against Antonio, especially with all the religion-based hostility that he endured from the Protestant court-attendees during said proceedings; perhaps he might have had better luck in a jewdicial system.

by QuacksO May 31, 2021


impetric system

The combination of the imperial system (where things are measured in feet, inches, pounds and Fahrenheit ) and the metric system ( which uses the measuring units such as meters, grams and Celsius). Mostly used in Canada. You drive in km, your car gets X/miles to the gallon. You buy your milk and booze in liters but use cups in measuring. The air temperature is measured in Celsius but you cook, your cookies in Fahrenheit...you get the picture its very individualized.

In the impetric system. Its 20 degrees Celsius out. I need 2 cups of milk. My Car gets 25 miles to the gallon etc.

by YURY8765 November 19, 2016


Gluttonomous System

An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.

Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!

by bdceigal April 22, 2011


Legacy System

An outdated, obsolete computer system that no longer serves any use as it cannot perform the necessary tasks required of it.

Can also be used as insult to incompetent or feeble human beings.

"Yo dude, Is that excel 97 you're using?!?"
"Yea my company is too cheap to update their software. Upper management is focused on maximizing revenue."
"Ha! What a legacy system."

"Ha look at that dweeb!"
"OMG lol, what a legacy system."

by Vfenzo July 30, 2014


system sket

A girl who has to dry hump a large stack of speakers as much as possible. Massive slut for rave music will fight other system skets to get inside a bassbin. Some may require being tied up to said stack of speakers in order to prevent floating away.

me: hey did you see that system sket by the rig?
dave: Yeh i hear she had to be tied to the rig or else she'd float away!

by L.bean1992 April 26, 2012


Terran System

the planetary system in which humans live consisting of Earth and Luna(the Moon)

We live on Earth in the Terran System, in the Sol System, in the outer rim of the Milky Way Galaxy.

by Gunas Maliko November 28, 2007