Brother-Husbands

When more than one man is married to one woman at the same time, the men are brother husbands; the men are usually bisexual and the woman is straight. There are also Sister-Wives; in this case, the women are bisexual and the man is straigt. You can have as many brother-husbans or sister-wives as you want.

Tom and Bryan are both married to Katie! Tom and Bryan are Brother-Husbands!

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husband beater

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.

*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~

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husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

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husband kisses

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily

Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

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House husband

Someone who knows women dont belong in the kitchen. Theyy are very loving and dont mind making sure the wife comes home to a clean house and happy kids. This is one of my favorite words. Every person should have a househusband. When the house husband and the wife are alone in the house, the husband will cook with only an apron on. ;)

"Girl, i wish my man was a house husband!"
"You have a househusband?...man that is AWESOME!"
"I have to get me a house husband!!!"

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handbag husband

Someone who is overpowered by his wife.

Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.

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husband-haver

a homosexual, someone who likes men

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."

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