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When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.
The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night
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When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.
Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.
A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.
Dude, I just finished my 3rd bowl of chili and now I've got a tummy tent to show for it!
When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.
Dude: ugh......ok
Chick: What is that?
Dude: um, akward tent
When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.
Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.
To have an erection
This news anchor give a tent to the audience