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Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me

Let me jerk off your bf dick

by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021


jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 21, 2021


national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. πŸ†βœŠπŸΏπŸ’¦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay April 12, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020


Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 12, 2005

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 18, 2020


wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder June 28, 2015