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u take the pp of horse and suck it.
jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.
Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me
on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦
grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"
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A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
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What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"
When someone is visibly angry or irritated but not to the extent of being pissed off.
“Hey, did you see how mad bill was this morning?” “Yeah he’s all jerked off”