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The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.
-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.
Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.
people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes
“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”
A grandma who is very inappropriate
Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick
A grandma who does very inappropriate things
Damn! Grandma suzie be bouncing on that thing!
A female (typically a junky skank) that's completely out of her mind insane and is the most narcissistic person you'll ever meet with a major compulsive lying disorder.
You dont wanna talk to that girl. She's A Suzy like no other before, stay away from that one, I found that out the hard way.
A straight female sex partner who prefers (or is more skilled in) foreplay and heavy petting to penetrative sex.
“She is a Suzi Partner, you will never get to fourth base with her”