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accident

you

Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment

by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021


Accident

What most people are

Mom: God you fucking accident what did you do!

by THOT230 January 17, 2019


Accident

You

Accident

by Funny_man69696969 December 22, 2021


Accident

Generally accepted as unintended or an afterthought. But genuinely spoiled and had a better childhood than their brothers and sisters because mum and dad stopped caring.

Rachel, you were an accident

by Dollar dollar bill y’all May 13, 2021


happy little accident

1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.

1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.

person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex

father: you're an orphan we don't want you.

you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.

by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022


Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property

"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)

by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022


pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 28, 2023