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Getting so distracted by a girl's breasts as you're talking to her that you cannot focus on the conversation, and take sneak peeks every time she looks away from you.
Dude, I was totally boobed when she was talking about her classes being so difficult this year, and acted like a complete jerk, saying okay repeatedly!
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The reason women are the most powerful beings in the world, and yet think they are treated unfairly and should have equality with men. Which in all respects would be a considerably large step down.
With great power comes great responsibility and the female population uses that power for 90% of their lives with little responsiblity.(I.E. Boobs)
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Something guys have to look at while talking to girls.
"Okay, Why do women have boobs? So that guys can have something to look at while talking to them!"
-Family Guy-
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the two spheres which make women a whole separate species (except the size of brain)
Our customers prefer women than people, because of the boobs ...
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Created so guys have something to look at while women talk.
Women: "So then we had to take Christina out to dinner for her cheer meet, but I had to go to the gym later that night so I had to get Caroll to do it. Then after we took Ryan & the boys out to go see a movie, and Sherri was telling me about how her poodle just gave birth to 4 puppies..."
Guy: *Staring at boobs* Mhm..*Nods head*
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big or little round object on a girls chest
girl1:i think my boobs r small
girl 2:compared to mine big basketball lookin 1 they are
my boobs double d ( . y . )
arvage size(. y .)
small (.y.)
large(. y .)
fake ( . y . )
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jiggly things on a women's chest with a pointy red thing to suck on.
tits
boobies
bazongas
dirty pillows
breasts
kid:mom can i touch your boobs? Mom: oh,sure honey
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