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Fanta Claus is Comin' is a parody of 'Fanta Claus is Coming to Twon' the prequel to 'Rudoplh the Reindeer' spoof 'Rudoph the 5 legged reindeer' by Most Offensive Videos on the net. Banned on several sites. The online sto motion movie tells the twisted story of young Fanta who leave Saphire, his mammy, to bring Kwanzaa snow from Shizzerville. Unfortunately he turns into a series of misfit sickos and spurts jizz onto each one, including a schoolteacher, Knee High, (who teaches trainables), Brair Sharecropper, who teaches him the meaning of Kwanzaa, and several others. Narrated by Special Delivery Spooger, the most twisted postman ever. Banned from YouTube after release in 2008. Sickest animation ever.
Peter: Fanta Claus is Comin' was so sick that Ned practically threw up watching it. Everyone was jerking off out fake cum and it looked like hand soap, and there was a violent castration, and a black Sasquatch fucked a chick to death, literally.
Nate: Awesome. I will have to watch it.
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Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.
No offense, but do you suffer from Santa Claus Syndrome?
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When that bitch thinks Santa is white nope that nigga not he black-a-Claus he brings the best gifts for the home girls😁 need a new weave.....black-a-Claus got you
I really want a cool gift just call black-a-Claus
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weed that comes from your parents
I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed
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"Bro this girl totally reverse Santa Claus'd me last night"
A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
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When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.
Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.
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