6th commandment

Thou shall not kill. One of the biggest most important commandments that contradicts itself because throughout history more people have been killed in the name of god, than for any other reason or cause. It seems religions don't care if you have to kill, as long as you are doing it for the lord.

Priest: Remember the Sixth commandment, now lets go rid god's world of those Blasphemous unbelievers.

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Command-Tabbin'

The act of swiftly switching applications on a mac to something non porn related.

See Also: Alt-Tabbin' for windows

My mum almost caught me jerking off good thing i was Command-Tabbin'

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The 11th Commandment

Thou shalt not get caught.

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."

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clit commander

Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Tom O'Bannigan, Commander, USS Clit

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Commander Adama

The act of giving sexual pleasure with an action figure under a starry night sky

Last night on my neighbor's trampoline I gave my girlfriend a commander adama

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commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

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clit commander

someone who has complete control of the clitorse

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